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Jail Demotivational Poster

FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.

TAGS: bush h** *** super **** bricks mind f*** emo awesome j******t america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm

PRISON LIFE - The Last Of America's Middle Class

CHAIN GANGS - What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate



RESPECT - Taking out the baddest cat proves you got fur on your balls. Fresh in the joint you either earn your respect, or forever be called a lil pussy... cat.

TAKE CHANCES - if you live to tell, just think of the stories you'll have

NEW YEAR RESOULTION - My # 1 Place To Avoid

TAGS: jail
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - July 4, 2010, 8:16 pm

Speaking of Christman, gotta go to a July 4th cookout (food is always a gift, hence cookout = Christmas).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 8:14 pm
I love when that happens.... It's like Christmas all over again.
rerun - July 4, 2010, 8:13 pm

Yep, and ironicly it popped up in a "random" profile thingy at the left side
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2010, 8:12 pm
Shameless self promotion.......well done!
rerun - July 4, 2010, 8:10 pm

I plan to advoid this today as well. Be safe everybody
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:46 pm
I made the same pledge for the calendar.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 10:30 am
a hearty amen to that ...5L


TAGS: magikarp epic fail funny j******t pokemon flail
Rating: 2.35/5

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Khatmonsuk - January 23, 2009, 11:56 am
Dont tell me that Gyarados isnt kickass.
Sauce? - January 17, 2009, 4:23 pm
No it doesn't flying/water sux, now i it was Dragon/water...
Khatmonsuk - January 17, 2009, 3:37 pm
Dont forget that Magikarp evolves to a kickass pokémon.
boylizard - January 15, 2009, 9:04 pm
Clever :D

SMOKING - Yeah, I can quit whenever I want...

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years

TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm

FROGGER - Not so entertaining in real life.

TAGS: frogger games funny ***y j******t
Rating: 2.65/5

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uuh - June 1, 2009, 3:10 pm
j******t and ***y as tag? lmao.


TAGS: sean tribute jailhouse blues
Rating: 4.33/5

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Sean - December 6, 2010, 3:56 pm
A deftly subtle reference to the ol' kiss a rabbit between the ears joke, hey? Brilliant ... THAT joke I mean. This poster? Meh. Nawwwww. Pretty d***ed funny. I may even have to sue. Tootles.
jkscott21964 - December 6, 2010, 2:17 pm


TAGS: queen s jailhouse rock
Rating: 3.87/5

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steve1961 - September 6, 2015, 3:35 pm
LOL I got 1 bombed. I was expecting it, considering the topic...but it's still funny...
concern3 - September 6, 2015, 5:00 am
With so much hate in the world how can any love be wrong???? Good job a 5er

FAMILY READING - When you live on the wrong side of the tracks, this probably puts you to bed...


AMERICA - At Least You Are Still Number 1 At Something

TAGS: jail prison time criminal incarcerated
Rating: 4.32/5

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steve1961 - March 19, 2013, 1:56 pm
My only criticism is how America is falling behind in their juvenile incarcerations...gotta start locking up more of those young'uns, people!
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:56 pm
and America has stupid laws to fill them up with crazy sentences.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:55 pm
actually its a place for cheap labor if one is in a Private Prison.....
SethMythrax - March 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Its still aplace where one cant trust another & it isnt a place anyone with a Life wants to be......
Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:23 pm
From what I see on many of the shows on prison life....there are a shi*load of non-Americans in US prisons. Just like Canada...our prisons are holiday inns in comparison to many other countries.
SethMythrax - September 2, 2012, 12:14 am
Its really that slavery hasnt been abolished, just changed to using prisoners in private prisons doing work for pennies a day with no holidays or unions....
Goatboy - August 20, 2012, 4:59 pm
Yep. We're no. 1 at catching bad guys. The rest of you just have lousy police forces.
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:18 am
"Land of the Free"
SethMythrax - July 27, 2012, 11:19 pm
Ya, America rules though. They give out 400yr sentences & even a 1/4 your time would be 100yrs, hahahaha.....
Zetmonk - July 27, 2012, 9:06 am
In South Africa's defence, we just let the bastards go in less than 1/4 their time. That counts too!

STEAK-CAKE - perfect with Peas-Muffin deleted deleted

Getting A Girlfriend ? -

TAGS: jail
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 17, 2015, 11:27 am
Thanks Oldsod .
Oldsod - February 14, 2015, 6:28 am
How'd I miss this one? Most excellent, mao!
maoworks2 - January 20, 2015, 12:25 pm
Ya She Was A Hubba .
Silverheart - January 18, 2015, 9:10 am

Lynda Carter, yum. Lynda Carter, dressed as Wonder Woman ~and~ in chains? wowza hubba hubba yum
maoworks2 - January 16, 2015, 7:35 am
JesusWept - January 15, 2015, 6:48 pm
LOL this is great! L L L L L

PERSPECTIVE - Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud, and one the stars.

TAGS: jail perspective opportunity rerun
Rating: 4.73/5

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recrium - December 4, 2011, 10:17 pm
thats f***ed up
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 10:23 am

awesome...yet the singular reality is that both men are still behind the bars.


TAGS: j******t
Rating: 4.11/5

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TAGS: marvel superheroes monopoly jail pass go
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2014, 10:34 pm
I couldn't believe it myself. The only way to make it work is to revamp the entire character.... wait, then he wouldn't be Aquaman, heh heh heh }:-]
Reality Lord - May 28, 2014, 6:00 pm

and yet...there is a movie in the works. go figure.


MARTHA'S TIPS - 3 minutes per bitch and they are ready, that's what my bunkmate said anyway.

MASTER CHIEF - Corrupting the minds of children since 2001

TAGS: master chief j******t card pokemon halo
Rating: 2.64/5

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LOLOLOL - July 1, 2009, 3:06 pm
Honestly, POKEMON?!?! i'd perfer if they make a card game called Strike, which takes characters from vid games, history, movies and pins them aganst each other with factors based on stratagy offense speed ETC
Mr. Shiny - June 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Why Pokemon?
Vision (the Unpurple) - May 4, 2009, 5:12 pm
Yeah, grass type seems about right.

OH DAMN - Celebrtiy Endorsment In it's best way

TAGS: world of warcraft c hood mr t ozzy osbourne verne troyer william shatner fail j******t
Rating: 2.11/5

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Kaarox - October 9, 2009, 5:02 pm
Epic neck pieces, they all have one.
Flea - April 26, 2009, 1:00 am
You forgot Vic Mignogna

ITALY - full of grease balls

TAGS: jail
Rating: 1.48/5
Jay - May 17, 2009, 11:49 pm
Tunnel bait, anyone?
NO - May 7, 2009, 1:26 pm
either thats a stupid joke or someone doesn't know thats ireland i hope to god its just i dont understand the joke
Bunny - April 24, 2009, 10:31 am
We certainly are!!!
Renzo - April 24, 2009, 9:50 am
Macker has a point... we're pretty awesome over here
A - November 3, 2008, 9:57 am
Tunnel bait.
macker - October 9, 2008, 1:54 pm
Ireland.. full of f***in legends
Anon - August 27, 2008, 3:26 pm
Geography Fail
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 3:23 pm


Greed -

Another Brick In The Wall -


No Regrets -


TAGS: calendar loony jail great party
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sho - February 11, 2012, 11:54 am
Sho - February 11, 2012, 11:54 am
My level of inability to stop the loony depends on how much money you have in your pocket
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:17 pm
You do not wish to know.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 10:16 pm
well, who in hell wazzat guy in the store???
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 9:33 pm
Little known fact... Rerun actually looks like Adam Sandler.
GaryO - February 10, 2012, 9:28 pm
True story, I actually saw a guy in the grocery line today with rerun’s exact face. When I said ‘rerun?’ he just gave me his rerun look….didn’t respond to ‘Motifake’ either….don’t know who was more creeped out, him or me…
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 11:33 am
my money is on him :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 10:05 am
I don't know what the guy on the far right is doing in there... seems like a good chap.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 11:05 pm
who knew rerun was so sh5rt ? This is a sad world :)



$47,000 HOAX - Well, at least you got to be on TV... oh, your dad already was on TV? Well, you got to have that sweet-ass ballon ride... Oh... yeah, that's right...


COURT CASE - When called into court to help the prosecution convict his own brother of fraud He instead decided to turn a blind eye to the situation

ONE WOMAN'S GAIN - Another man's distaction

TAGS: jail focus work distractions women
Rating: 2.13/5

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whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 10:42 pm
after I threw a baby off a bridge and blew off some steam, I realized that you were probably right, Rerun. I'll use this to better myself in the art of Motifake Making
rerun - June 1, 2011, 8:32 pm

I think you are over reacting, seems like constructive critism to me.
whocares0 - June 1, 2011, 6:44 pm
yes. please feel free to use this to make yourself look better, you a**hole.
xkjaguar - May 30, 2011, 10:18 pm
that would be distraction I guess you were distacted!


TAGS: jail
Rating: 1.82/5

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Fatty - February 5, 2009, 9:06 pm
Harvey Birdman FTW!

POWERTHIRST - please drink responsibly

TAGS: h** ***y b**** j******t
Rating: 1.79/5
fascistfrenchman - November 2, 2010, 8:24 am
The people who gave this it's low score have never seen the original Powerthirst commercials on Youtube. This is Epic for those who've seen it XD
Dr. Manhattan - January 18, 2009, 1:15 am
He has 400 babies!
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:04 am
It's like crystal meth in a can! It's crystal meth in a can! Powerthirst is crystal meth! Warning: May contain Anna Kournikova...Or whatever the hell the spelling of her last name is.
NAPalm - October 15, 2008, 3:41 am
nomad - September 30, 2008, 12:31 am
He's uncomfortably energetic
Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 4:11 pm
This man kicked Mother Nature in the face with his energy legs.
Razor Eddie - September 26, 2008, 2:44 pm
This man now has the energy of lightning! Real lightning!
Captain Douchebag - August 15, 2008, 4:05 pm
He has 400 babies.
datnigga - August 15, 2008, 2:51 pm
he runs as fast as kenyans. people watch him running and think he's a kenyan, he races as fast as kenyans. against actual kenyans. but it was a tie, so he got deported back to kenya.
Captain Douchebag - July 9, 2008, 1:06 am
No thanks needed. I'm just a man. A man..With way too much free time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 8, 2008, 11:54 pm
Thanks, Cap! I didn't know. Still, coffee is everyone's friend.
Captain Douchebag - July 8, 2008, 1:47 pm
Look up Powerthirst, MWLF. It's not an actual drink, they're commercials making fun of energy drinks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 8, 2008, 1:35 pm
What's with the stupid ads for energy drinks? Who makes these? DRINK COFFEE!!

Virginity -

TAGS: virginity prison jail
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:19 pm
An innocent bar of soap and a little personal hygiene...who knew? 5l's
Reality Lord - February 24, 2015, 10:37 pm